The Joke of an Hausa Man and his boss

An Hausa man; Garba who works in a Ministry in Nigeria went to the office of his boss for the general screening which was declared throughout the Ministry. The Ministry was looking for
Ghost workers in order to terminate their appointment. Whenit was the turn of Garba, he was asked if he was a Ghost worker and he said yes (because he did not know the meaning), so he was asked to sit down. He sat down for a long time seeing other people being attended to. He grew frustrated and then asked the boss that won't they attend to him?. This is their conversation.
Garba: Won't you attend to me
Boss: Didn't you say you were a ghost worker
Garba: (Confused), Please what is the meaning of ghost worker?
Boss: Somebody that is not a real worker
Garba: (Pleading). Please I am not a Ghost Worker...

LOL Can't Stop Laughing

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