Hausa People and their Funny selfs

This one happened in my presence. One Igbo man, Peter just came back after a long trip and met his Hausa friend named Ali. Here is the conversation that transpired between them.

PETER: How far Ali
ALI:       How far oga peter, I Neva              see you *TWO SLEEPING*

Can't stop laughing.


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