Joke of the day from Emfactor's blog

Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7
Which Costs About N500,000

* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.

* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

* It can tell d real father of a child.

* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.

* You can use it as AC

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers

* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS

*It can be used as an ATM

*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.

*it can be used to download food, car ND a house

*it can be used to cast out demons

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